v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

forlackofabettercomic:

Nothing spices up your love life like the scientific method!

forlackofabettercomic:

Nothing spices up your love life like the scientific method!

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

sylvanei:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

"Could not find a projector…"
The fuck is that at the top of the picture then? A god damn toaster?

sylvanei:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

"Could not find a projector…"

The fuck is that at the top of the picture then? A god damn toaster?

operationbarbarossa:

US soldiers of the 1st Infantry Division in England prior to the Normandy Invasion - June 1944

operationbarbarossa:

US soldiers of the 1st Infantry Division in England prior to the Normandy Invasion - June 1944

majorleagueinfidel:

"Damn the valley"

"America is not at war; America is at the mall. The U.S. Army is at war."

majorleagueinfidel:

"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt."
-Sun Tzu

becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

"And God said “Love Your Enemy,” and I obeyed him and loved myself."

خليل جبران ‎ Khalil Gibran (via lockhorne)

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you